Plum Pear Green Smoothie
Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner,
Eating a Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out a plum,
And said ‘What a good boy am I
Then little Jack Horner
Go up from his corner
And a blender did catch his eye
So he grabbed up some greens
Revved the machine
And said “DANG MAN THIS SMOOTHIE IS OFF DA HIZZY!”
Plum Pear Green Smoothie Recipe:
2 c water
2 medium pears (soft and ripe!)
3-4 plums (3 large or 4 small)
4 c of greens (kale, spinach, chard, lettuce)
10-15 dates (10 large or 15 small)
Repeat the above dumb plum poem while blending
Serves one monster (yields ~1 L)






